Spam Poetry

05 Aug Spam Poetry

I’m learning to use the tools of this blog software slowly and with lots of coaching. Soon I’ll be able to post pictures (I hope). I just discovered a whole cache of filtered comments the system assigned to the spam folder. There were lots- nearly a hundred. Almost all were overt ads for sunglasses and software stuff. Among them this little gem stood out. If the producer of this prose composes this type of word salad contemplatively and intentionally, well I’m impressed. If its a product of a word-generation program I’m also somewhat impressed.

Here it is: “Submitted on 2013/08/05 at 4:31 am
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